Monday, June 25, 2012

Riley Pictures 6.26.12


The Counting.... - Enjoying the blessings that come from frugal living.


A Doogahh - Notice he's using the 2 handed grip, preferred when dealing with large males with a fiery disposition. This isn't his first rodeo


This is what we call the sketchy business... the transition from mop handle pin to double fisted clutch is when the lizard is most likely to bite your finger off. ---
E. Olive was pretty giddy about the catch...#understatement


And that's how you catch a lizard using regular household products.


My new companion...s


Khon Kaen 6.26.12

Hello Family.

This week was madness. Last Monday night E. Warren got a call from President Smith and found out he was moving to Bangkok...the next day. Since President Smith is going home soon they are moving some people around early so President Senior doesn't come in and have a stress attack. So Tuesday we stayed at home most of the day while E. Warren packed up all of his stuff and then we took him to the bus station that night. You may be wondering who my companion is...so am I. Right now I am in a threesome with E. Olive and E. Grover (the zone leaders) and it has been nuts. We are covering both their area and my area which results in lots of biking and very tired legs. But since they are zone leaders they have to travel all over the isaan visiting different districts and exchanging with the district leaders which means I get to go with them. Last week we went to Korat on Wednesday and were supposed to go to Maha Sarakam on Saturday but E. Grover got sick (probably from all the biking we've been doing). This week we are supposed to go to Roi Et tomorrow and Udon Thani on Wednesday. Crazy huh? I'm gonna see half of Thailand in 2 weeks! (not really)

But I'm learning a lot from E. Olive and E. Grover. They know LOTS of things. We have too much fun together. Every minute is an adventure.

The craziest day this week was Tuesday. We caught a dangerous animal and snubbed Pizza Company again. #allinadayswork.

Animal Planet Experience: E. Olive and E. Grover were about to leave the house Tuesday when they saw a Doogahh (totally made that spelling up) chilling by our door. They are these big lizards that make this weird noise at night time. Rumor is they can bite your finger off. E. Olive had never seen one so he flipped and told us (E. Warren and I) to come look. Then somehow we had this crazy idea to catch it...so we did. It was a hilarious process involving a mop handle, a borrowed tupperware and some old gym shorts. We threw that mess in the tupperware and then tossed it in the fridge planning on eating it that night. Well with the craziness of E. Warren leaving for Bangkok and moving furniture (all three of us have to sleep in the same room) we forgot to cook it. So the next day, E. Olive and I (E. Grover was on exchanges in Korat) tried to take the lizard to a street restaurant and have them cook it into some fried rice stuff. The restaurant lady flipped! She thought we were crazy. She couldn't tell if we were kidding or serious. We asked what she could do with it for us and she said, "Bury it." It was pretty funny. After much persuading and begging we gave up and just ate normal food and threw the lizard off the side of the road on the way home. What did I learn from this experience? If engineering doesn't work out I can always pursue a career at Animal Planet.

Battle for Pizza, Round Two: So all transfer long we have been saving our change with the intent of buying some pizzas. When we found out E. Warren was peacing out early we decided Tuesday was the day to do it. So E. Olive counted out 500 baht in one bahts, 5 bahts and 10 bahts, we threw it all in a bag, made the order and headed to the Pizza Company (different location this time). We walked in and we dropped a bag full of change on the counter. The Pizza lady was surprisingly cool about it (at least on the outside). Instead of counting it all in front of us she trusted us and gave us our pizzas. I feel like there is going to be a bulletin sent out to all pizza places in the area to beware of the white guys in white shirts and ties that like to terrorize pizza parlors. We don't mess around when it comes to pizza.

But life is good. This week has been way fun. Missionary work is amazing. The church is true. Christ is my strength and my savior.

Peace Out

Elder M. Riley Creer
The Only

Hashtags:
Last week of training #leggo
Thai language: #ohboy

sorry I didn't answer much of your questions this week...I'll repent and answer them next week.
MUCH LOVE. Oh by the way, the mission address is changing...so I hope you didn't buy those fancy printed envelopes in bulk. I'll send the new address next week.
So did you not get last weeks pictures? I definitely sent some. I'll resend it today just in case.

Monday, June 18, 2012

Khon Kaen 6.18.12

Hello Family,

This week has been pretty golden.

Last Pday: We found an ice cream buffet. Yeah. Buddy. It is 39 baht (a
dollar and some change) for all you can eat. We were trippin. After we were
sufficiently stuffed we went bowling with some members. It was great. One
sister we were with slipped as she let go of the ball and fell in the gutter.
It was classic.

English Class: The topic of the lesson was body parts (who wrote this
book?). So E. Grover made up a game where we pass out little pictures of people
with extreme injuries to the students who then have to explain the injury in
English to the paramedics (us). It was hilarious. They were in teams of two,
one person was the injured person and the other was the concerned friend. The
pictures E. Grover drew were ridiculous: Chopped in half by a throwing star,
hair on fire, crashed motorcycle into a tree... etc. We were being super
dramatic too. They'd be trying to tell us a brick fell on their friend's head
and we'd be screaming and freaking out. It was mayhem. The students'
descriptions were so funny, they were awful.

This week I exchanged with E. Tzanis (half Filipino, half Greek but from
Australia...go figure). It was way fun. All of our appointments canceled so we
did some inviting. We found the most interesting people. We were standing in
an alley and this guy comes up to us with bananas and gives them to us. Yes.
So we ate them. Then he said he'd go get some more for us. #Nowyouretalkin.
He gave us more bananas and then E. Tzanis gave him a pass-along card and told
him about what we teach. The guy wanted us to come back the next day and tell
him more. It was nuts. Probably the most random experience ever. The Lord
sure does work in strange ways.

On Saturday we had a little activity at the church with some members and
two of our investigators. We had a little spiritual thought and then played
some games (the type you play at efy and other mormon gatherings). Well I lost
one of em so I had to go first for the next one. It involved a blindfold. I
never really enjoyed being blindfolded, situations like these usually ended with
me feeling like an idiot. But then you mix in the fact that they explained the
rules for the game in Thai and we have a solid recipe for embarrassment. What
was supposed to happen: I stumble around the room swinging this rag until I hit
someone. Then I tell them an animal and they make the noise and I try to guess
who it is based on the noise they make. What actually happened: I stumble
around the room swinging this rag, banging my hand on chairs and who knows what
else, until I hit someone. Then I start making animal noises thinking they are
going to make the same noise back at me. Nope. The room busts up laughing and
I'm left entirely confused. Well in the end, after 2 unsuccessful rounds, they
had pity on me and switched me out with someone else. But the embarrassment
continues. Because I was so bad at these games I was selected for the finale.
Some others and I were placed in ridiculous poses and had to hold them for what
seemed like eternity while everyone took pictures and laughed. It was pretty
funny.

This week I came to a realization. For a while I have been concerned about
changing myself into what the Lord needs me to become. I have been worried
about changing my likes and dislikes, my hobbies -- basically my personality. I
realized that I was called to come to Thailand because of who I am, because of
my personality, so I don't need to change it. I don't need to cut away
sections of myself and become another person. I just need to be willing to do
whatever the Lord asks of me, serve him with all I have. Yep. That's what I
learned this week.

Much Love family. You guys rock. Thanks for the letters and prayers.
They make a difference.

Elder M. Riley Creer
The Only

Hashtags:
Ate my first Big Mac, the epitome of America, in Thailand.
#Tastybusiness

Monday, June 11, 2012

Riley Pictures


yeah...buddy!

The TimTam Slam!


Rain...again. IT WAS INTENSE


The new recruit...

Khon Kaen 6.11.12

Hello family,

This week has been real great. I'm just living the life over here in Thailand, preaching the gospel by day and sleeping by night. It's pretty grand.

Funny story: Yesterday we are in the Branch Council meeting. It has been going for a while and everyone is about ready to be done. And then one of the counselors grabs his briefcase (atache? satchel? #subtlepsychquote #evensubtleralliteration) and pulls out these toy snakes. And then he starts playing with him! He was putting them in his sleeve and stuff. Super funny. It was so random though, all of us elders lost it. His name is B. Chanchai and he is so quirky it is hilarious. I just love watching him talk, he has the funniest mannerisms and does the funniest gestures with his hands. Its awesome.

On Tuesday was E. Grover's birthday. He is now 21. Wow. So we all celebrated with a TimTam Slam. Explanation: TimTam's are these weird cookie things that you can slurp milk through if you bite a 2 corners off (I really want to meet the person that came up with this). But a slam consists of a bunch of people with various milk containers slurping milk through little cookie things (See pictures). It is pretty weird. The actual slurping of milk doesn't work all that well (or I'm just an amateur) but eating the cookies after they are interlaced with milk is sublime. Apparently everyone in the mission is familiar with this bizarre practice...go figure.

The following story is not for children: E. Warren and I were eating Isaan food with some members at this street restaurant one night. It was super tasty. I was loving it. After I was sufficiently stuffed I glanced down at my plate that was covered in some of the broth/sauce/juice/spices from the food. To my surprise and horror, one of the spices got up and walked off my plate. What the! I looked closer and realized it was a bug...#awhnuts. I tried my best to not think about how many of those other spices on my plate were really something else and decided to not examine my food too closely from now on.

This morning, E. Warren and I went to get our haircut. It was an adventure. After 30 minutes of searching we found a place that was open and that knew how to cut men's hair. That's when disaster struck. I don't know about the rest of the world but I always stressed about getting my haircut in America. What do I want? What were those numbers they told me to remember last time? Well turns out I'm even worse at communicating what I want them to do when I have to do it in Thai (they didn't teach me this kind of vocabulary in the MTC!). So after 10 seconds of struggling to get my idea across I gave up and said one number pointing to the back of my head and a bigger number pointing to the top. The result: yikes. To put it simply, people may think I'm a marine instead of a missionary. I guess they both save people, so they will still understand the basics of what I do on a day to day basis.

This morning I was reading in the conference issue of the Liahona (yeah, we call em Liahona's on this side of the world). I read Elder Holland's talk "The Laborers in the Vineyard" and it was awesome. While reading it I thought of Alma 34:32 and thinking about how our purpose in this life is to work in the Lord's vineyard. It doesn't matter what we did with the rest of our day, if we come unto the Lord and work in his vineyard we will receive the same wage, eternal life. The Atonement is supreme! I don't have anything else to say...except that Elder Holland has the most epic closing sentences ever. Suggestion: Read the talk, he says it better than me.

Well...That's all folks!

Much Love,

Elder M. Riley Creer

P.S. Sorry I'm slacking on the letter writing. I'll repent and improve. Don't fret.

hashtags:
This week I answered the phone and the member had to ask which elder it was...#holleratthegiftoftongues
Went inviting. Couldn't find the area where we intended to go. Instead found a neighborhood with 95 houses full of families. #Minimiracle



Monday, June 4, 2012


Uhh... didn't know what to do with my hands... awkward... yes. ---Brother Joseph. He's sponsored.


Hitchhiking home.... ------------ I'm in Thailand! Can you believe it?


Planning after a 77 mile trek (enlarged to show detail) to a less active's house

Khon Kaen 6.4.12

Hey family.

This is Riley...I mean Elder Creer.

This week was sweet. First off, a story from last P-Day. We went to Central Plaza (the giant mall) and got lunch. E. Warren and Olive wanted to eat at Sizzler but E. Grover and I wanted Pizza company. Luckily they are right next door. We even had a pizza member card that gave us a free pizza, #nowyouretalkin. The plan was for E. Grover and I to go in to Pizza Company and order to go then go next door and eat with E. Warren and Olive. We figured they might be a little annoyed that we were eating Pizza Company in their restaurant but we decided they'd let it pass since we were farangs. So everything was going great until the pizza people wouldn't give us the buy 1 get 1 free deal. E. Grover wouldn't have it, the whole reason we were eating there was to get the amazing deal. So we left and went next door. We related our frustrating story to the other elders and it turns out you only get the deal if you call and order the pizza and then go pick it up. So with some encouragement from the E. Warren and Olive, E. Grover called Pizza Company and talked to the same employee who already denied us the discount and ordered 2 pizzas. Then when the pizzas were done we went to pick them up...next door. It was pretty funny, the employee seemed a little peeved that we worked the system but it was all good. So we grabbed our pizza and went next door and ate it. It was even more delicious after successfully outsmarting the pizza company employees.

Next story: Tuesday night. English class. We teach mini gospel lessons throughout English class to introduce the new students to the gospel and see if they want to learn more. So E. Grover and I were teaching them and we pulled out this kid who was about 16 and started talking to him. Then we asked him if we could pray before we start talking. He said yeah sure. So we did. Then we asked him if he knew about Jesus Christ. He said something to the effect of, "Yeah I know about him...because I'm Muslim." #Redflag. Then we asked him if it was bad that he just prayed with us...it was. #maydaywearegoingdown. It was pretty awkward after that...we told him he can still come to English class and if he wanted to he could come to church on Sunday. Then we ended that mess before we offended anymore world religions.

This week we had an awesome lesson with this new family we are teaching. We were teaching about baptism and stuff and then the dad asks what he needs to do after he gets baptized, what rules does he need to live. So E. Warren whips out a pamphlet on the Law of Chastity. Amazingly we had practiced teaching it that morning in Companion Study, so I got to teach it. It was sweet, I was able to remember all the vocab and what not. It was cool to be able to see our studies directly affect our investigators like that, especially when we hadn't planned on teaching that. It also strengthened my testimony of the Gift of Tongues, there is no way I was able to remember the words for abortion and homosexual relationship by myself. The family committed to live the law and also committed to be baptized in July. It was a sweet day.

Saturday. We served Sister ¹¡ (means bird). We cut her grass...with pruning shears and a machete thing. Apparently Thailand doesn't have lawn mowers. Mom, You always joked about having us cut the lawn with those shears...well now I can say that I did. It took forever. I would have jumped for joy to have our Amish mower that I always complained about, we would have been done in a quarter of the time. It was cool though, she made us breakfast too. Well using the term breakfast is not completely accurate. In Thailand they don't eat breakfast foods, they just eat the same thing they eat for lunch and dinner. So we ate rice with this pineapple pork stuff...for breakfast.

Sunday. None of our investigators came, #nuts. Testimony meeting. This older sister gets up to share her testimony (background info: my first Sunday in Thailand, she said hello to me and talked to me for a little bit. After she left E. Pipat told me that she was crazy and really wanted to marry a farang so I should stay away from her. #ohboy). She shared some scriptures and then went on this long ramble. I don't know what she was saying but the branch presidency shut off the microphone on her...twice. It was #lowkey crazy. Maybe it is a good thing none of our investigators came. After church we went and met Boonpang (who was supposed to go to church) and talked to him. He is the man. He quit drinking coffee this week. We taught him the word of wisdom on Tuesday I think and he hasn't drank it since! He is an allstar. But we found out that he works two jobs. He works all night at one job and then all morning at another job and sleeps during the afternoon before going to work again at night. He gets 4 or 5 hours a sleep a day...that's it. The cool part is that he still makes time to meet with us 3 times a week!

I have a great family. I have a great life. Everything is good. We are so blessed to have the knowledge we have, that there is a plan and that Christ is the center of that plan. Heavenly Father sure does love us. That I know for sure.

MUCH LOVE

Elder M. Riley Creer
The Only

Hashtags:
#Thatawkwardmomentwhen you pray with a muslim kid. #thathurtstheteam
Got a package and all the letters for the house this week. #BESTDAYEVER
I love doing landscaping #Reppinmyheritage
Killed a tiger this week...with my bear hands. #truestoryijustmadeup